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10-02-2008 1:04 AM -- By: ,    Critters.com memorial:   Dollie Memorial
One time I ate a Sunshine Hydrox! Bet ya'll never had one of those puppies!!!  (^.^)  Bug Bite..;)


10-02-2008 12:31 AM -- By: Moosey,    Critters.com memorial:   Moosey Memorial
Hi Funny Face,

Sorry i have not been around but my Mommy is sick... So I have been laying in bed with her today, Now about the Kiss i think you need to pee on a stick thats what my Aunt Nanci did and it will tellyou if you get a Baby...   Oh an i go tommorrow i want to get my costume...   I'm going to be a BOXER !!! get it .Well I got to get back to my  MOM good night i love you all kiss and hug Moosey


10-01-2008 11:57 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
SHEBS!!! I am so glad your here, I haven't seen you in awhile..are you gona go to the costume shoppe tommorrow?? I hope so!! I love you and I missed you..


10-01-2008 11:38 PM -- By: Sheba,    Critters.com memorial:   Sheba Memorial
Yeah, you can adopt. Daisy adopted Happy (formerly Angel Puppy) and she's a great mom to him!

My mom saw this company on TV once that found places that sold what would be considered obsolete cereals, like Quisp! Hopefully fresh Quisp, not left over from the 70's. I've eaten Quisp crumbs that dropped off the table from my humans so I guess I'm dating myself too.


10-01-2008 11:19 PM -- By: Greta..Forever Mommys girl,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Heavens no I didn't get married...I don't think dogs are even allowed to get married...are they?? By the Way anyone even seen Moosey around lately? .  Boys, hhmmm..go figure...I will never figure them out anyways!  I have a great  !!! Does anyone want to take a ferry ride tommorrow over across the big lake and go to the costume shoppe and get some ideas for Halloween costumes?? Maybe if we find the right ones we can even get them..I can't wait, I love Halloween!!! BOO!!!! We can take the 11:00 am ferry so if you want to go be down at the station...can't wait to see you there..I still gotta figure out what I am going to be.


10-01-2008 10:53 PM -- By: a little birdie,    Pet's name:   
...Angels! Angels!  More magic dust please to sprinkle on all of the mommies and daddies...they are so sad today...we must also send loving and soothing messages through the breezes tonight...please don't cry, mommies and daddies...all of your babies and happy and healthy and the bestest of friends, each and every one of them...please keep happy and loving memories filled in your hearts...the babies get upset when they see their mommies and daddies cry...please, no more tears...all of the birdies and all of the Angels are watching over your babies...and all of the babies are watching over each other as well...we promise, they are happy up here with us...please...


10-01-2008 7:28 PM -- By: ,    Critters.com memorial:   Gracie Memorial
OOOHH...puppies!!  I know one of my mom's greatest wishes, besides her number one wish of having me back, is to have one of my babies with her.  My mom "fixed" me on earth so I could live a long, healthy life.  I just know one of my puppies would comfort her so much.  Don't tell anyone but at night I sneak down to earth and tell my fur sister, Sunny, how to be a wonderful dog just like me.  She's young, but she's learning.  Now, which of these wonderful boys to choose??


10-01-2008 7:05 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Funny boy, (Luna pushed Buddy in the pool), swim now cause you'll all wet ... Hootersville, your mama better put some clothes oh hahaha. Come on, we'll drop you bythe salon in a few, we'll towel dry you rubba dub dub and you'll be all ready to get handsome, handsome! 


10-01-2008 5:35 PM -- By: Buddy,    Critters.com memorial:   Buddy Memorial
Oh Luna, you're so funny..it's Count Chocula!!!  And I don't think they sell Quisp anymore, at least not where my mom lives.  Maybe that's why she calls it Hooterville sometimes..shhhh, moms don't like being outed on their age.  They just say "older than dirt".  Are you guys swimming?  Maybe I'll go too, but I need a little trim first.  I'll swim after I get my new hairdoo.  One time when my mom picked me up at the groomer they had bowes on my ears.  Next time I went she said "no bowes!!  he's a boy!!"  hahaha.  See you guys in a little while.  


10-01-2008 5:13 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
OH GRETA!!! I Think You CAN Have a puppy without being married ... I think you just pick you mate and whola ... kids! teehee

but with the overflow of loveable kids up here, maybe you should adopt one ... you don't have to give birth to be in love with a youngin


10-01-2008 5:10 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
HI Angel ... watch me, down on the slide, here I go ....SWOOSSHHHH! SPLASHHH! Help, Help, can someone help me get my hair out my eyes, "pat pat pat", I can't see ... forgot my head band...Luna dips her head in the water and tilts back, ahhhh, that's better, oh Hi Angel, thanks for helping ;) ... Wow, nice suit, sparkles...    


10-01-2008 5:02 PM -- By: Angel,    Critters.com memorial:   Angel Memorial
GRETA!!!   I knew Moosey was "The Man" but I think now we'll have to start calling him "Big Daddy" hehe :)

Anyone heading to the pool?  I need to keep my girlish figure withn a swim as we have sooo much good food up here.  Do you like the new bikini (twirls around)...I like the rhinestones on it as I'm into "bling" (my Mom got me hooked, she always bought me jeweled collars).  Watch out...I'm about to do a Cannonball  "SPLASH" haha!!!!   x0oxo Angel

 

 

 


10-01-2008 4:59 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Ok Buddy, Frankenberry, is strawberry right, then can we also have countdracula & booberry too! teehee

and while we are it how about Captain crunch & Quisp, (does thatmeans we have to have Quake too), hahaha, Luna rolls over, we're dating outselves now...how about Kaboom! hahaha ... they all had mini marshmellows, and we might as well get lucky charms, I think they have over 7 different marshmellow surprises ... 


10-01-2008 4:55 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
I'm not sure, the way Puck's mom says, you fall in love, ok, check; you get married ... (well get back to that one); you kiss, ok check; and then the baby comes ... you didn't get married ...did you? 


10-01-2008 4:18 PM -- By: Greta..Forever Mommys girl,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
I'M GONNA HAVE A PUPPY....I'M GONNA HAVE A PUPPY....I'M GONNA HAVE A PUPPY....I'M GONNA HAVE A PUPPY.....I'M GONNA HAVE A PUPPY.....WAIT A MINUTE YOU GOTTA BE MARRIED FIRST!!!   THATS NOT FAIR, CAN WE GET MARRIED UP HERE????

 


10-01-2008 3:46 PM -- By: ,    Pet's name:   
Greta, u b so silly girl..;)

10-01-2008 3:26 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Oh Greta, I think you ok, cause according to Moosey's mommy you have to be married first...so I think your ok


10-01-2008 3:23 PM -- By: ,    Pet's name:   

Heaven must be missin' an angel
Missin' one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby

Your kiss with tenderness
I want all I can get of your sexiness
Showers, your love comes in showers
and every hour of the hour
You let me feel your loving power

There's a rainbow over my shoulder [Ooh, ooh]
When you came, my cup runneth over
You gave me your heavenly love
And if one night you hear crying from above

It's 'cause heaven must be missin' an angel
Missin' one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby

Ooh, heaven, heaven
Ooh, heaven, heaven
Ooh, heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven

Ooh¡ ­I'm captured by your spell [Ooh, ooh]
You're different, girl, I can tell [Ooh¡­ooh¡­ooh¡­]
When you're layin' on my pillow, baby
Above your pretty head, there's a halo, that's why I know

Heaven must be missin' an angel [Heaven]
Missin' on angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now (Mmm¡­ha)
Your love is heavenly, baby
Heavenly to me, baby (Ooh¡­my sweet little angel)

Heaven (My pretty little angel)
Heaven (I love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, baby, say right now)
Heaven

Heaven (Ooh¡­heaven)
Heaven, heaven (Must be missing an angel)
Heaven, heaven (Missing one angel, child, 'cause you're here with me right now)

Heaven, heaven (Oh, my heaven)
Heaven (Missin' an angel)
Heaven
Heaven

You must have slipped away along the Milky Way
It's 'cause [Your kiss] your kiss [Filled with tenderness]
You came C.O.D. on a moonbeam straight to me
Just like [Showers, showers, showers, showers] showers [Showers, showers, showers]
[Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh]

Your heavenly power gets stronger by the hour
Heaven must be missin' an angel
I'm captured by your spell, oh, girl, can't you tell
Heaven (Heaven) must be missin' an angel

Heaven, heaven (Ooh¡­ooh¡­)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh¡­ooh¡­)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh¡­)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh¡­ so-so good, so-so good, so-so good, baby, mmm¡­)

[It's just so good, so good, so good] (Yeah)
[It's just so good, so good, so good] (I love the way you move, I love the way you groove)
[It's just so good, so good, so good] (Uh)
[It's just so good, so good, so good] (Just like heaven, oh, baby)
[It's just so good, so good, so good] (Heaven, yeah)

Heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven (Ooh, my heaven)
Heaven, heaven (Ooh, your love is so good)
Heaven, heaven (Oh, baby, got to have my love, yeah)

Heaven, heaven (Need it bad, Lord, baby, yeah)
Heaven, heaven (I got to have my love, yeah)
Heaven, heaven

10-01-2008 3:18 PM -- By: Greta..Forever Mommys girl,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
OMG!!!! I KISSED MOOSEY ON THE LIPS THE OTHER DAY....DOES THAT MEAN I AM GOING TO HAVE A PUPPY MOOSEY????????

 


10-01-2008 3:16 PM -- By: Greta..Forever Mommys girl,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
I don't know that one Luna...


10-01-2008 2:51 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Luna starts to twirl and sing ... "Heaven, must be missing an angel ..."  come on, who knows the words...


10-01-2008 2:48 PM -- By: little angel,    Pet's name:   little blessing
Please take a moment to visit Carole Turner's boy Shabba Lou, yesterday marked his 3 month angel day  since he's joined us at the rainbow bridge and left his mommies side ... I LOV EYOU SHABBA LOU your furry little man!!!


10-01-2008 2:29 PM -- By: a little birdie,    Pet's name:   
...the little birdies have been whispering in the breeze...there are a few mommies and daddies that need some extra looking after today...Patches' mommy...Greta's mommy...Minnie's mommy...Moosey's mommy...Christian's daddy...Angels, please sprinkle a little magic dust on them to make their heartache and ailments go away fast!...in fact, Angels, sprinkle your dust over all of the families of our babies so everyone feels better again quickly!


10-01-2008 2:22 PM -- By: puck ,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
puck bows his head..between his legs.....TURNS RED....OH ... look at that....i must have passed the test...(Puck walks...no struts around shaking his booty)..yelling...i passed - i passed - yay...i have passed the test on iceicles!!!!!  

...i have my testicles back!!    BOTH of them! 

i passed....puck goes off singing....i have them back...they are mine all mine...and now i have both instead of one.... lalalllaaalllaaa 


10-01-2008 2:21 PM -- By: Buddy,    Critters.com memorial:   Buddy Memorial
Ok Christian, you'll be serving breakfast?  For the month of October could we have Frankenberry Cereal?  My mom always let me have some of her Frankenberry at Halloween time.  It's so yummy and with marshmellow sweeties in it...


10-01-2008 2:17 PM -- By: Moosey,    Critters.com memorial:   Moosey Memorial
Hey Everyone,

Why are we talking about birds and bees and puppies??? My Mommy said if I wanted puppies I had to fall in Love like her and Daddy did.Then you Kiss on your wedding day and  one day you will wake up and in the front yard will be a basket. In that basket will be your puppies or a baby whatever you want, A bird bring it a night and just drops it in the yard, If you want more then one puppie you must kiss more you see 1 kiss = 1 puppie same for baby ok dose everyone understand how to do IT now.


10-01-2008 2:11 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Ok, one big meat lovers pizze w/fresh tomatoes please, yes, cheese too! Yummie, it smell wonderful, oh my, (luna takes a bite), thiss is soo goood! Come on, you can have a piece, keep the pies coming ... Oh Christian, you look so cute with your chef hat on ... com on, you can eat too, there's enough to go around...munch munch munch...Burp! Oh, excuse me ... ok, I'm gonna go relax on the hammock and liten to a few tunes, anyone is welcome ... (Luna pats her belly), Good, real good Christian...Burp!   


10-01-2008 2:10 PM -- By: Christian,    Critters.com memorial:   Christian Memorial
Darn forgot that. Soup is home-made chicken noodle. That will be the specialty of the house and served every day all day. Just what anyone needs to chase the blues away. I will not serve deserts unless they come from the barkery. Also we will have a byob - bring your own bone policy. If it's not on the menu and you just want to sit in the booth with a friend or two you can bring for just yourself or enough to share. No tables though. Booths are so much more cuddly.


10-01-2008 2:06 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Ok, I feel better now, the little angel came down and explained it to me, she said YOUR WHOLE WITHOUT ANY PAIN ... I feel better now. no worries. Whew!  ... ok, Greta can I have a hot coco, and Christian the menu sounds wonderful, can I have a seat now ... I'm kinda hungry ... will you be serving any soups?


10-01-2008 2:01 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
What information??? I'm confused ... I don't want my period ... never had it, don't miss it ...  wahhhh, snif snif  ... I heard it was awful ...I don't want it now ... Oh Greta, can't they make it stay away! 


 

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