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09-18-2008 2:18 PM -- By: Christy Gretas Mom,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Welcome to Labrador puppyhood!!! They eat everything in sight until they are about 18 months of age. I came home once to my two Labs Greta and Hershey to find my Brand new couch completely tore to pieces and they were playing tug of war with the last remaining couch cushion....I did not know whether to laugh or cry. The last straw before I broke down and bought a crate was I had a beautiful Victorian house that i had completely restored by hand and I had purchased furniture that was of the same era. I came home one day from work to find that Hershey had literally eaten the scroll work off of the bedroom set..ALL OF IT...not a single piece untouched....Labs are notorius for chewing behavior until they grow out of it.  I broke down and bought a $100.00 crate and I am sure it has saved me alot more than I spent.  Someday you will look back on it and laugh as I do now......


09-18-2008 12:19 PM -- By: Vicki,    Critters.com memorial:   Moosey Memorial
O.K. I had one of the days were if you don't laugh you will cry, I WANT TO LAUGH

Here we go # 1 I have typed this out 3 times and the computer will turn off on me { so I'am going as fast as I Can.}

#2 The other day i told my kid {22 years old} She and her almost hubby " Drew " {wedding in a few mounths} You guys need to help around the house more. Like the bathroom, dusting, just pick up stuff to help out. Well that got hr panties in a bunch!!!

#4Dave and I are at Wal-Mart the next day to pick up a few things and Our Daughter text he Daddy " I'am moveing out "her Dad asked were to still in our town then he asked when "she said next week" ok what about your 45 to 50 lbs Black Lab puppy she said " Hes good they wont even kno he is here But you can hav a dog you just pay mor.|"

#5 We are driving home sad that she is moveing and wanting to be a helpful Mom So when we go t homei was going to look at what I had and what I can give her.

#6 Dave unlocked the door and all he** had brook loss Oh MY it was BADMy puppy stays in a hi own little room thr cage but the lab Cosmo dose not. Well he ate the power cord to my computer,A dog traing book" lot of good that did me, My puppy Hoochey bab book. Well as i was claeaning this up i forund my eye glassies i just got them 3 mounts ago top line { Now i could cry like a baby then my kid comes hoe and tells me she was just acting out of anger  and she want's to live here she don't know how long.

 

 

 

THE END bow you tell me laugh or cry


09-18-2008 12:02 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Luna, I think I will come lay with you.  After all that submarining with Greta, I am pooped! AAAHHH, this is nice!


09-18-2008 11:10 AM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Hi everybody, I'm just in a lazy mood, so I think I'll just sit  by the big oak tree ... I brought a big blanket. If anyone gets tired please feel free to join me ... I just need to relax today.    


09-18-2008 10:42 AM -- By: Christian,    Critters.com memorial:   Christian Memorial
If you all don't mind I am just going to lay here. I can feel my dad and he is so very very sad. They will go to get my ashes tonight. It's not me really since I am here now.


09-18-2008 10:06 AM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Hang on Minn-Minn...Periscope Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 


09-18-2008 9:59 AM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Come on, Greta!  Me first, you promised!  I have been practicing holding by breath!


09-18-2008 9:56 AM -- By: Ginger,    Critters.com memorial:   Ginger Memorial
Did I hear "ice cream"?...I love ice cream, it's my favorite, so count me in too.   


09-18-2008 9:50 AM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
As Christian is flexing his tootsies in the grass, he sees a flash of yellow streak past him.  What was that? he wonders.  On top of that yellow streak was something black and white.  Interesting, he thinks.

Meanwhile, Christian hears a big SPLASH in the lake.  After a second or two, both Greta and Minnie's heads pop up out of the water.  Wow Greta!  I love submarine!  Did I pull you fur too hard?  I hope not.  I even remembered not to open my mouth under the water..I am so proud of myself!  Can we do it again?  As Greta shakes herself off by the bank, she says sure Minnie, let's go!  Christian, you are next!  Yippy!


09-18-2008 9:42 AM -- By: Greta ,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Count me in!!! I volunteer to give rides on my back in the water to those who are unsure still about it...cuz I'm not scared anymore...yeah!!! I have plenty of Ice cream stocked away or such an occasion like today that we can still have sundaes and I can close the Shake Shack and not have to work...I will just have some of the boys bring the little freezer over here so we can have refreshments all day long!!! This is the life......


09-18-2008 9:26 AM -- By: Christian,    Critters.com memorial:   Christian Memorial
Ah, cool green grass under my feet. Lets go.


09-18-2008 8:54 AM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Hello!  Hello!  Is this thing on?  (As Minnie attempts to turn on the loud speaker)....Oh, now I can hear myself HEHE!  Good morning, everybody!  It is a beautiful day here in Heaven and I thought it would be a great idea if we all spent it at the lake.  We can have swimming lessons, a picnic lunch, and just lounge around all day under the trees feeling the breeze in our fur.  We have been working so hard at the beach lately that I thought we could use a lazy day.  Come one, Come all!  See everybody soon!  I love you! 


09-18-2008 3:24 AM -- By: vicki,    Critters.com memorial:   Moosey Memorial
Good Night Everyone Sleep Well Love Moosey


09-17-2008 11:51 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Hi Greta, Sute, thanks (Luna looks at the water), my mom brushed my hair atlast twice a day, in the morning before she went to work, and in the evening before I went to bed ... Oh Greta, I miss her ... but I am grateful to have you as my friend, YOU TO MINNIE!  Is she sleeping yet? I can't see, I think she might be  ... Oh Thanks Greta, that feels wonderful, want to curl up with me on the hammock, do you see that star, no that one! Yes, that's the one to my house ... Can you see her, yep that's my mom .. and I think she might be typing, so I guess she might be talking to your mom (teehee), funny ha ha ... Nite ladies, we love you!


09-17-2008 11:28 PM -- By: Greta ,    Pet's name:   
 

Luna there you are!! I will stay with you tonight so you aren't sad about your mom...Guess what??? My mom was talking to me tonight and she was telling me how much she gets to talk to your mommy...they could be best friends just like you and me Luna!!! My mom says she isn't as sad now that she gets to talk to your mom and other mom and dads at critters..whatever that means..whats a critter Luna??? Do you want me to brush your hair for you while we sit and talk??? You have the most beautiful fur Luna.. Good Night Minnie....Good Night Puck..Good night Moosey....Good Night Christian....Good Night Buster....


09-17-2008 11:05 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Wow, everone is asleep, I can even hear Rocky snoring, and Happy too! Oh my, I don't see Greta, oh there's Minnie, I'd love to run her belly but I don't want to wake her. Oh look, Fish, I mean Puck is sleeping on a hammock by the ocean, I think he's listening to the waves, where's Christian, look, he just crawled in next to Minnie, Where's Toby?  (Luna looks over her shoulder) I don't see Buster, Dollie, Daisey, Moosey, Buddy, Ginger or Angel ... Humm, maybe their by the stream or sitting under the big oak tree? Luna sits quietly and looks upon the water at her star "Hi mommy, I love you" ... (sigh), oh mommy don't cry, oh mommy ... (Luna curls up on a chair and falls asleep) ... Mom I'm gonna stay with you tonight and hopefully one day I'll come in to your dreams and we'll work this out together...I love you!   


09-17-2008 11:04 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Thank you Luna for the ride to our mommies houses.  I am sure they saw us in their dreams.  Yes Greta, this really is Heaven.  How else would all of this be possible?  I can't think of any other way! 

Luna, if you give Greta any flying lessons tonight, please be careful!  Here, use this flashlight I made out of lightning bugs, that way you can see where you are going, ok?

Nite, nite, everybody!  I love you Luna and Greta and Puck and Luke and Christian and Sheba and Dollie and Happy and Rocky and Moosey and Toby and Buster and......well, whoever I have forgotten by mistake....I LOVE YOU ALL See you in the morning!  Sweet dreams, everybody!


09-17-2008 10:54 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Luna..can you teach me how to fly??Is it hard??? I want to soar like a bird and see my mommy again, that would be just wonderful......this really is heaven isn't it?? I love all my friends here so much!!!!! I Think I will go lay by the waterfall and think happy thoughts...I love you guys..XOXOXO


09-17-2008 10:22 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Hi Lisa, Wow, so your puck is a real water man, great to hear ... especially since we have a Beach and a pool, we even have a spa with a natural mineral spring, my the meadow there is a lake and a stream with a waterfall ... there are many places to relax here, I'm glad you smiled today, I think Puck felt it ... when you smile, he does too! We love you Lisa, your Puck is among friends, Love Luna  


09-17-2008 10:18 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Tiny tootsies, the bite-size morsel that melts in your mouth...how sweet! Glad you like them, me too!  Oh Minnie, we can visit your mom too, remember I have wings ... Let's go, first your house, then mine, I think you mom is ready to sleep now, come on. (Luna lifts Minnie and their off) SWOOSHHH, Wow Luna, this is great, and you've really mastered this flying ... Oh how beautiful, Look, my mommy's house, Mommy I'm here, sleep tight my precious mommy, I love you!

PS: I'm not sure how we can help them, they still miss us, let's just give them time, things have a way of working out...I love you Stacy! Luna


09-17-2008 10:09 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Puck's mom almost called him Fish, how cute is that?  Oh Luna, tootsies cookies named after minn-minn...how sweet!  I am ready for a nap, it has been such a long day.  Now remember, tonight it is your mom's house that we visit.  I would like to see your baby sister.  Maybe one day I can show you mine too.  Our mommies are having a difficult time with the new babies.  How can we help?


09-17-2008 9:36 PM -- By: lisa - Pucks mom,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
i think it very ironic that Pucks 1st party at Rainbow Bridge was a pool party with Blossom; Luna; Chritian; Toby and of course Dollie..If dollie is there i am sure Puck was there.   i actually laughed out loud because to get Puck by a lake it was a 3 hour struggle to get him out of the water.  He just LOVED to swim.    i know he is having so much fun.  that makes my heart smile.    thanx so much for inviting him .... where there is water there is Puck.  I really should have named him FISH. 

thanx so myuch...you made me smile for the 1st time in 24 days...even if it was only a moment.  

THANK YOU!


09-17-2008 9:14 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Oh Minnie, I know you meant food, I was just funnin', I wanted to tickle your tootsies and and make you laugh ... Foot or food, yummie tosies minn minn. so tiny, and I thought mine were small. Come on, let's sit by yhr fire and take a nap 


09-17-2008 7:28 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
OOPS!  A slight typo.  I was so excited as to what I wanted to say.  I mean food, silly girl!  Speaking of which, when are we gonna start the BBQ?  I have a rumbly in my tumbly!


09-17-2008 5:52 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Minnie what is that, y we get to have yummie foot and even yummier desserts! What's this? Your foot? Luna starts to lick minnie's toes, stop that Luna it tickles.  hahaha ... ok Luna, OK LUNA, Greta, give her some ice cream, (hahaha), she's laughing so hard, Hey Luna, my foot isn't that funny hahaha or is it. hahaha, that tickles, that tickles...


09-17-2008 5:45 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
(Luna thinks for a moment, we have these canvas cotton cloth bags with zippers, why not fill them with this soft fluff and we can lace the bottom with the pine, so we'll be firm yet soft (Luna spins), i lke soft ... she hugs Christian, ohhh, you are too cute, come sit with me, can I get you another ice cream ... what is amaretto, I don't think we have that here ... but we can celebrate, we sure know how to P-A-R-T-Y! Don't we ladies!!! If you're real good, later on this evening I'll take you flying with me, we'll soar over the skies and through the clouds, it's quite magical and so refreshing ... I love my face in the wind, it clears my head and feels so relaxing ... (Christian looks so excited), wanna try now ... Luna scoopes him up and holds him tight, come on, are you erady ... LET'S GO-O-O-O-O! SWOOS-S--C-C-C-C-H-H-H-H-! Wow Daddy I'm flying, I'm really flying!!! This is great! Oh Boy, Oh Boy!!! Let's take a quick pass over your daddy's house ... look, it's that one over there! Hi Daddy, Hi Daddy ... I can see you ...SW-O-O-S-C-H-H-H See ya later daddy, I love you ... Wow, I'm flying!!! That was great Luna, thanks, thanks alot! Whew! Amazing!


09-17-2008 5:25 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Hi Christian, Hi Minnie, Oh Hi Greta, here are your bottoms (Luna covers her with a towel while she ties them on), do they look even, yep, their perfect! Luna tuggs on the string to make sure they hold, ok, you're good! Hi Christian, we usually BBQ in that pit but we can dig a shallow hole and we can make a bed out of the pine needles and surround them in cotton, that way they won't fly away ... I'm note sure if I want to nap on branches, won't that leave a mark??? You are too cute little man, come over here, come on Minnie, share him, he is too soft! Purrrr!  


09-17-2008 4:40 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Greta!  OMG!  Where are your bottoms!?!  Don't let the boys see! HEHEHE  I really like this swimming thing, I wish I could have tried it a long time ago.  Although, I seem to recall that down on earth cats don't like water.  Oh well, up here in Heaven, we can to ANYTHING!  Why look at Luna fly!!!!

Christian, if I am not being too selfish, I would love to take a nap with you.  Won't the pine thingies tickle my heiney?  You know, it just occurred to me that we find a reason to have a party every night, don't we?  I am not complaining since we get to have yummie foot and even yummier desserts!


09-17-2008 4:31 PM -- By: Christian,    Critters.com memorial:   Christian Memorial
Hey everyone; my dad got this weeks school paper done. I am so proud of him. I want to celebrate. Anyone try Ameretto. It is really sweet and makes you do funny things. Just a little tonight if we can find some. I want to celebrate.

Right now I need a nap. Who wants to snuggle with me in the sun in the sand. We can dig a circle like the fire pit and then drag pine boughs from the forest to make a bed. So soft and warm. And the smell of the pine is great. Any takers?


09-17-2008 4:16 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
I guess that's what you get for wearing a "String Bikini", maybe the sides opened up, you better tie them a little tighter ... Look up there (Luna bends her head way back) Yup, that's what happened ... who's gonna go up their and get them? ... oh wait a minute (Luna lifts off and retrieves them) ... I almost forgot I could fly ... hey have you seen Angel, Patches or Taffy? 


 

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