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09-09-2008 11:05 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Oh what a fabulous night at the carnival with all my friends!!! The girls at the Barkery outdid themselves with the most scrumptous delicious birthday cake I have ever seen..it had layers that looked like it reached the clouds!!!  All of the girls looked so beautiful because they had been at the spa getting peticures at the last minute and then to top it off they had their faces painted to look like circus animals..absolutely stunning..the boys just couldn't help themselves...the wolf whistles just didn't stop all night long and the girls certainly didn't mind at all. The bigger kids helped the little ones with all the fun games like the ring toss and basketball hoops as their little legs could hardly reach and everyone went home with a prize!!! Everyone was full of good food but sparks did manage to fly as the girls had the choice of asking whatever boy they wanted to dance with to beautiful music at the end of the evening under the beautiful stars..I have a feeling that there was even a few stolen kisses!! At the end of the evening all the kids walked back home talking about what a wonderful time they had and I am sure they will be remembering this night for many years to come!!! I just wish that I had not eaten all that birthday cake, corn, cotton candy, funnel cake, pizza, hot dogs, more birthday cake, more hot dogs, more corn, ...............


09-09-2008 10:44 PM -- By: Nadine,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial

THE SEPTEMBER BIRTHDAY PARTY BASH  begins ... after everyone relaxed by the pool, played games, ran around playing hide n seek, finished a terrific dinner they all walked to the Town square for the festivities... Run, don't walk...lots of excitement going on ... The music is playing, little twinkle lights fill the tree branches. 'Tis  the end of Summer but it feels like Spring. The air is cool and the sky is flooded with stars, the aroma of wild flowers fill the air with the nights gentle breeze. Everyone is heading toward the Town Square where the BIG Birthday celebration is about to start ... all the kids are seated with anticipation as the biggest cake you've ever seen is rolled out to the center of the room.  The chatter begins ... "Roar, Roar, Roar"...let's get this party started! All the birthday boys and girls are brought to the center of the room ...Buster, Pumpkin, C.C., Patch, Honnee, Jake, Sissy & Sam ... The candles are lit and the lights dim, everyone starts to sing "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to all our dear friends (each one stands and bows),  Happy Birthday to you all! They all blow out the candles and make a wish ... they head out doors to the patio and under the brilliant stars of the night ... it's is truly magnificent. Everyone raises their glasses to say,  hip Hip Huray, Hip hip Huray, Hip hip Hurray ... Dollie walks over and takes a bow, along with Luna, Happy, Blossom, Bobo, and Daisy who worked on the cake. (Happy smiles and blushes cause Luna is holding his paw) ... he so bashful!!! ... Luke walks over and lifts happy up and says, hip hip horay, hip hip hurray, (Happy smiles and laughs), and says, "Thanks to this little guy, he helped Luna decorate this big cake... Bobo and a few other help push the cake into the kitchen to be served. As each Birthday angel takes a bite from the first slice, they lick their lips and say, oh Dollie, you really outdid yourself this time, the frosting is sensational. 
After the clean up the curtains are opened to the "CARNIVAL" ... Mayor Ted waves everyone on, come one, come all ... let the festivities begin. It was amazing ... to the left we had rides all covered in dazzling lights and surrounded by music, the Ferris wheel, a small roller coaster, the parachute, the rock n roll roller coaster and much more ... to the rear were the games, fill the balloon with the water gun, darts, the rubber frog toss across, basket ball hoops, the works, then we had the food court, "little Franks' on a bun, cotton candy, funnel cakes w/lots of powdered sugar (Greta's eyes open wide as she licked her lips), WAIT, wait a minute, just one minute ... I have to get one of those...and i mean right now!!!  She opens her mouth  wide and takes a bite .. this is sooooo goood, sooooo goood! OK, let's continue, roaster corn on the cob, snow cones, fresh pop corn, ice cream ... Now set aside is a tent for all the youngsters to play willed with little plastic balls, and over to the right is a garden with a bamboo dance floor, tall trees with tiny lights draped on the branches, the fireflies are back and they are really happy cause Luna put little honey pots in the trees, the butter flys are dancing and the music is playing all under the brilliant starry night ... OK, it's ladies choice ... Luna grabs Toby's hand, Dollien grabs Buster, Greta grabs Klaus,  Minnie asks Happy to dance and he is so tickled, Ebony asks Lil Joe,  come on, "let's get this party started"! All the girls take center stage as the boys line up one by one ... everyone dances, the girls are having so much fun, Oh look, there's Rocky, I have to ask him to dance, Luna walks over and takes his hand..."Rocky, would you like to dance with me? Sure Luna! They dance away ... the girls sure are keeping all the boys busy. Wow Luna, you smell so sweet, did you go to the spa today? Your tail is so, so fluffy...(Luna blushes), Why yes I did, thanks for noticing. Opps, now it's the last dance, all the girls wait to be asked then one by one they grace the dance floor, first Greta, then Dollie, Minnie,  Sheba, Luna, Angel, Patches, Taffy, ... they dance and dance. Later on that evening while resting by the meadow looking at the stars Shabba gives Luna a little kiss (she blushes), thanks Shabba (she blushes again), he asks, "Do you have any cookies tonight? She smiles at him and why yes, I made a whole tray especially for tonight,  do you want me to show you where? OK Luna, They walk off together.  
The smallest of the angel lie by the meadow and dream of their families and fall asleep, then the boys and girls all head to the stream after the rises were all packed up and the vendors left, the meadow was spotless and the grass was just as lush as ever ... there they would look out to the night and count the starts ... "Look at that one, Wow is it huge, Oh Greta, that one is so big and bright, Well Luna, turn around and look at that one, Wow, Minnie said, it's huge!! Angel tucks Taffy and Patches in for the night and flies down to the lake, oh what a beautiful party. Luke and Buster walk along the stream and sit by the big oak tree with the others, this was some night, happy birthday my friend ... Let's sit here and look upon our parents, I see the others are wishing upon a star,and those girls are sending gentle kisses in the breeze, and those boys are telling stories of their loved ones at home while slipping into their dreams to let them know we're still with you ... and one by one they fall asleep under the blanket of stars that grace the sky ... Good night to all, and to all a good nite!    
 
The rides are twisting, the games are competitive ... Buster wins at the basketball hoop game and wins his choice ... (nope, he's looking everything over ... a water fights starts at the balloon machine ... (oh no, it's Taffy and Patches ... they are squirting each other) ... Angel steps in and they both walk over to the food court ... the excitement is loud and a good time is being had by all. Good night Luna, Good night Gracie, Good night Greta, Good nite Minnie, Good night Angel, Good nite Luke, yawn, thanks eveyrone, yawn and stretch ... that party was Fantastic ... zzzzz (see you in our dreams)!   
       

09-09-2008 10:31 PM -- By: Luke,    Critters.com memorial:   Luke Memorial
Wow them pretty girls are drivung me crazy.Instead of typing look at them girls ,i typed Luke at them girls.....Or maybe that was not a typo. teeeeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeee

.I am talking about my previous post..hahaha.


09-09-2008 9:31 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
I don't know whats more fun the rides and food or the Boys watching the girls..HAHAHAHAHA..Hey wait up for me girls...I wanna ride the roller coaster too!!! "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear September Babies..happy birthday to yooouuuuu..chachacha...waitup, waitup..I'm coming~!!!!!!


09-09-2008 9:10 PM -- By: Luke,    Critters.com memorial:   Luke Memorial
Oooooooooooooooooops i almost missed the cake.I was watching all the pretty girls.I thought it was a parade of beautiful girls. tee-hee..wowwwwwwwwwwwwww luke at all them girls and boys shake them tails.My tail is very short but i can sure move it when i am happy. woooooohoooooooooooooo.Hey Buster,buddy don't act so shy ,i saw you watching rhem beautiful little girls too. Tee_hee...Kk guys and dolls lets shake them tail feathers. Then we can play hide and seek for now the kids that came here blinded can see clearly again. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL WHO ARE CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS TODAY.I LOVE YOU ALL.


09-09-2008 6:52 PM -- By: Angel, Taffy & Patches,    Critters.com memorial:   Angel Memorial
Thank you Ms. Luna, now we are all shimmery like you (spinning and twirling).  Okay, let's head to the town square...time to Par-Tay!!  Luna, Angel, Taffy & Patches take off dancing to "Shake Your Booty"....


09-09-2008 6:37 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Hi Angel, you look fabulous, and don't worry, the little Franks are so small, no one would ever think of you and them with the same thought, and the shimmer, here let me give you a sprits ... Wow, you're looking hot my friend, you sizzle... Come on Patches and Taffy, wanna a little shimmer too? Ok girls, oh yes, you look devine...

come on, the festivites are about to begin ... I love you, Luna

Lil Joe, did you haev cotton candy before? It looks sticky, if I get some on my fur will you help me get it off??? teehee teehee (wink, wink)


09-09-2008 5:58 PM -- By: Blossom ,    Critters.com memorial:   Blossom Green Memorial
Just think you guys..We can eat all the Chocolate we want..Don't have to worry about getting Sick or Fat..We're Perfect now so lets Party...


09-09-2008 5:57 PM -- By: Angel, Taffy & Patches,    Critters.com memorial:   Angel Memorial
Ladies, we are late but it looks like  you've got everything underway!!  A carnival is marvelous...rides, food, games, food, face painting, food.   I think I'll be a giraffe...I don't want to be mistaken for a hot dog and thrown on the grill LOL.  Patches wants to be a frog and Taffy wants to be leopard.  Luna, love the shimmer...maybe once we are painted we can have yousprinkle us with that, pretty please?? This will be fun, see you at the town square tonight for the festivities!!  Luke knows, doesn't he?  We need him and his hunky friends there...funnel cake is tastey but we gals need our "eye candy" (wink, wink)


09-09-2008 5:41 PM -- By: Tracie ,    Critters.com memorial:   Lil Joe Memorial
You kids have a wonderful time tonight, Just don't let my Lil Joe eat to much cotton candy, I know how much he loves it.. Sending you all hugs and thank you for being such great wonderful kids.. Hugs to all your parents who are very special.. Tracie Lil Joe's Mommy


09-09-2008 3:45 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Sure ladies, but it's really not sparkles (as Luna sprays), it's shimmers ... and Minnie, you look so  sexy! Can't wait to see ourselves in the twinkle lights, we're gonna look sensational! Luna sprays Greta too! Oh Greta, look at what I found, (she put it on Greta's neck), it's a fur wrap but it's really fuzzy, Wow, you look great, and it's the perfect color ... wanna go to the spa ladies and get our finishing touchups before we head down to the lake, I see most of the festivities arrived. and yes Greta I didn't ask the balloon man to come, at night a pop might be frightening, especially the little ones ... 


09-09-2008 3:39 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
may I have some sparkles for my "mane" also pretty please Luna????


09-09-2008 3:35 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Thank you, Luna!  I would love to sparkle, too!


09-09-2008 3:25 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Hi Greta, I'm right behind you ... did you see all the rides setting up, and look at all the vendors, this is going to be fabulous...I went to the spa today and got spruced up for the party, with all the baking in the kitchen I could use a little TLC, and they said they wold help us get ready for the party, I've already signed you up, we have to stop by within the hour ... I'm sure they can make you look like a lion. Look at the finishing spraythey gave me, it makes my hair shimmer ... How SWEET! Oh, don't worry, we have plenty of confection sugar for the funnel cakes so you can just sprinkle away hahaha.


09-09-2008 3:20 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Oh Minnie, look at what they gave me in the spa, if yu put this on your hair it will make it shimmer in the night, especially with all the twinkle lights ... they told me to come back in an hour and they will help me get made up for the party ... HOW SPECIAL! Do you want me to sign you up, they are taking appointments now?


09-09-2008 3:19 PM -- By: greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Oh that would be sooo cute Minnie a kitty that is painted like a holstein cow..you do have the colors for it.....FABULOUS.....maybe, I can find something that resembles a Mane to put around my neck..haha, then I will really look like a lion, except for the red nails of course. You would LOVE hot Dogs Minnie..My mommy used to call them hot kittys when I lived with her so I wouldn't get upset or think I really was eating a doggy..maybe we should call them something different all together..Oh Boy..so much to do still!! Luna, I think we better hold off on the Balloon animals as I don't want anyone to get scared if they get popped....do we have enough powdered sugar for the funnel cakes???I sure hope so!!! Thats my favorite...I sure have a sweet tooth....Oh!! I almost forgot !! The cotton candy machine should be here any minute, they can spin any color that you want..just simply pick and they will make it for you right then and there......YUUUUMMMMYYY...I better go down to the lake and check on how things are see ya later, are you coming Luna???

 


09-09-2008 2:44 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Oh Luna!  A doggie painted to look like a kitty would be fabulous!  I think between all of us, we will have a whole zoo full of different animals!  You will be a kitty, I will be a cow, Greta will be a lion....ok, what does everyone else want to look like?


09-09-2008 2:39 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
sorry for the typos, my nails are still wet, but I look and smell Fabulous! I love the new spa!!! (Luna triwls and spins), ok, I'm dry... would anyone want to try one of my new cookies???

Look at my nails,  do you like the color? it's rose petal pink, I love pink!! (Luna twirls again). Yummie yummie yummie ... we're gonna have a good time. Hey, look!!! the rides are set up, look at all the vendors ... WOW, this is going to be FUN!!! 


09-09-2008 2:33 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Oh Luk, you storng handsome fellow. Greta and I just pushed the cookie tray to the town sqare for the birthday bash ... we could probbaly use your help decorating for the party ... Thanks my friend


09-09-2008 2:32 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
I think maybe I want to look like a cat, not to hard, many people thought I looked like one anyway with my ears and all... what do you think Minnie, what else could I be??


09-09-2008 2:29 PM -- By: Luke,    Critters.com memorial:   Luke Memorial
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss cakeeeeeeeeeeee. I love cake and lots of icing.We are going to have alot of fun tonight my friends. Lets go and get ready.see you later pals.Looks like Luna and Greta have been working real hard to get things rolling.If you girls need help moving things around,i will help .I am a big strong boy.

 


09-09-2008 2:28 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Ok Greta, thanks for your help  I knew i could count on you. I'm sure the light will be enough, maybe the balloons are too much, especially if they pop! Yikes!!! Yes, the cake will be fantastic, Dolliw's icing is world famous, I help with the baking but I made a cookie tray yesterday ... "see"... Yummie huh! 

(As they ush the cart), where did you goes your tosies done, (Luna looks at hers, I could really use a pawicure, maybe pink, pale pink....Luna smile, canyou show me who did yours, they look wonderful???

We should have a section decorated with lights for dancing, romantic and magical with twinkle lights and music ... realxing huh?   I need to have myhair done too, I want to look and smell pretty!!! 


09-09-2008 2:24 PM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
Hi girls, need some help?  Face painting will be sooo cool!  I want to be painted like a cow (on the night before I came here, the vet said "Oh, what a pretty holstein girl"), so I can see what she meant.  Are they cute looking?

By the way, what is a hot dog?  Besides Luna's yummy cookies and birthday cake, I only eat cat food.  I am game to try anything, though!

Luna!  Hurry and get your pawicure so we can all be pretty tonight!


09-09-2008 2:18 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Of course..I will help you luna..we can run really fast....I have almost everything set up as I put in a few calls this morning..I think balloon scultures would be great, hhhhmmmm do you know anyone who can do that?? I hope it doesn't scare some of the kids..I can't wait for the face-painting..I want to look like a lion....RRRROOOOAAAARRRR...hahahahahahaha...Lets go Luna!!! What kind of a cake did you bake for the birthday Luna?? I bet its beautiful!!! Not to mention Yummy...(they start singing..yummy,yummy,yummy I got love in my tummy...)

 


09-09-2008 1:47 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Wow! A Carnival (Luna jumps up and spins) … I've never been to a carnival ...   do you think we can have a magician?  Maybe he can pull a rabbit of his hat? Luna laughs … I think we could find a volunteer.  Or maybe ... Luna thinks ….  A story teller or renaissance hour, we can all dress up medieval with princess costumes and swords (edible) ... image, take that, I don't mind if I do, yummie...), or a balloon sculptures, I loved watching them make the fancy shapes and animals …   

Sorry I had to run off yesterday but there was a lot of baking to do ... Luna rolls out a big tray of cookies ... no, no, not these, I have to rush these over to the Grand Hall where the cake will be served. Can anyone help me? Luna looks at the cart and is very pleased with the display … this is going to be fun!!! Then I’ll come back and get the sample tray we can snack on, ok? …

Oh Greta, your nails look so hot! And Minnie yours too, Angel, yours are beautiful … (Luna looks at her paws and huffs), Oh humm, I’ve do doing so much baking I  didn't get a chance to do mine yesterday ... Luna looks at her toes and frowns ... I really need a pawicure. Can someone  help me push this cart to the Town Square so I can get ready for the party too? (Luna winks and smiles)  PLEASE!!!  

 


09-09-2008 1:31 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
UUUMMMM no I don't believe you said you liked cake or hot dogs..hahaha.... just show up at the lake at 6:00 tonight we have it all together...Its gonna be a good time for everyone big and small...


09-09-2008 12:54 PM -- By: Moosey Mommy,    Critters.com memorial:   Moosey Memorial
CAKE ! ! !

I Love Cake  Did someone say CAKE. No  don't joke will there be Cake??? Did I tell you I LOVE CAKE oh and Hot Dogs ! ! ! I LOVE HOT DOGS I love them  I Love them I love them !!!!  Boy  oh  boy I'am in what time ?

Thanks for the invite Mr. Moosey Rockstead

P.S. Did I tell you I LOVE CAKE AND HOT DOGS !        


09-09-2008 12:30 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
alright a carnival it is then!!! I hope that sounds good to everyone, We can celebrate all the birthdays for September Tonight but especially those for today..we will have Funnel cakes, Hot dogs, cotton candy, anything your little hearts desire....Lots of rides, games and fun for everyone..How about face painting too???? I will put the word out and we should have it together in No time, Like you said Minnie a Snap of the toesies..heehee..I gotta go find Luna..I bet you she can help wth all the festivities, Yowza this is gonna be fun but I gotta lot of work to do!!!!


09-09-2008 11:08 AM -- By: Minnie,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
No way!  Up here, all you have to do is snap your fingers and everything will appear right in front of us!  OK, who has fingers who could do it?  My paws are short and I can't quite get my fingers to do the snappy thing.  Maybe somebody can help me out here?


09-09-2008 10:36 AM -- By: greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
who me frisky??? Never teehee..... minnie, you are not pleasantly plump..you are a KNOCKOUT!!! No, it doesn't matter up here, I was worried about my cellulite showing and angel told me up here you never get it AND you can eat ALL the cookies you want and still look amazing...Is there anymore cookies Luna?? Luke told me about buster Birthday too and I haven't gotten back with him yet but I think a birthday party would be wonderful..what abouta carnival theme?? We could have all sorts of rides and games..maybe its too late for all that planning though..


 

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