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07-31-2009 12:50 PM -- By: Sherri,    Critters.com memorial:   MADDIE Memorial
Hi! gizmo! 

Today is a SPECIAL day for you! Just wanted to say HI! to you and your family. Hope you and Maddie are friends up there, ALL of you are SO sadly missed! IF you dont know Maddie YET, take a peek at her memorial, Maddie, 1996-2008. She is Maltese and LOVES friends.

Sherri and Maddie


07-30-2009 3:44 PM -- By: Eva,    Critters.com memorial:   Sport Memorial
Thinking of you on you B-day celebration of life. Say hello to Sport for me.


07-29-2009 4:17 PM -- By: puck llewis,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
an angelversary page...this is wonderful....


07-28-2009 6:50 PM -- By: Linda,    Critters.com memorial:   Bailey Memorial
This is a great idea. I want to just say that Bailey and I are thinking of all of you on your Angelversary dates. Just know that you are very loved and will never be forgotten. A big hug to you all and your owners.


07-20-2009 11:34 PM -- By: Sharon,    Critters.com memorial:   Pet Humor Memorial
We know many are waiting for the automatic postings to be available on this page - it is a difficult challenge and not something we feel comfortable currently doing.   If anyone would to use an immdiate posting humor page we would like you to like to visit and try the new Humor page on Critters please visit it at

pet-humor.critters.com

Please contact Sharon with feedback / ideas for the page and if anyone is interested in moderating it for us we would love to hear from you!


07-20-2009 1:53 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
 ... the day is here, all the little ones gather around ... the sun is shining, and amidst the blue sly a rainbow is forming from the tears in her eyes, "MOM, I told you ... no tears today" ... but as he looks toward her heart he realizes they are happy tears; Puck  looks on to say, “gee mom, that's ok”. Shed those tears if you must, I know you are part of me, and an overwhelming sense of calm comes over him ... he sits and smiles ... and as soft as a whisper he tells her,  "Without tears there would be no measure of the joy we shared." ... and wiithin seconds cool winds cover most of Northern MN and surrounding areas. ... Ahhhhhh,  cool breeze in your hair, and wind upon your face, close your eyes Miss Lisa and look up ... cause we’re here and WAVING. HIGH PAWS UP!!! … HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS LISA!!! WE LOVE YOU ... 


07-20-2009 1:21 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
... the day is here, all the little ones gather around ... the sun is shining, and amidst the blue sly a rainbow is forming from the tears in her eyes, MOM, I told you ... no tears today, but he looks in his moms heart and sees that they are happy tears, and he smiles as he leans over her with a gentle hugs and tells her that's ok. It's hard not to cry for the loves of our lives ... they've given us so much joy ... it's sometimes hard to live without. But in a fleeting moments Puck stands up to say, if not for our love you would not feel this way. and proud as a peacock him and his friends flutter about, laughing, spinning, and dancing about ... THIS IS A DAY TO CELEBARTE ... and as their tails flutter with great speed sending cool winds over most of Northern MN and the other countries ... Ahh, a cool breeze in your hair, and a smile upon your face, (as Miss Lisa looks up to the heavens and the little angels begin to smile), she knows we here, look at us!!! Oh look, she’s smiling ...  with that a breeze like never before ... to you all our love Miss Lisa ... We love you!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


07-20-2009 11:03 AM -- By: Hammy Sagar,    Critters.com memorial:   Hammy Sagar Memorial
Hammy runs up to Lunnettas completely out of breath...she.. said.........YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hammy pumps his little fist in the air. We have a wedding to plan gang, MINNIE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Minnie said yes...hammy passes out from doing flips all the way from Minnies to Lunnettas...


07-20-2009 10:23 AM -- By: Greta and Mommy,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Happy Birthday Miss Lisa..WOOF! We love you soooooo  much! Luna as always you filled the air with magic...sigh of contentment!  Psstttt, Miss Denise, we are betting the CATS had something to do with it...haha  ..repeat after Greta..the dogs are innocent ...LOL


07-20-2009 6:50 AM -- By: Buddy,    Critters.com memorial:   Buddy Memorial
Happy Birthday to Miss Lisa....my bestest twin BFF Puck's mom!!  xxooxxoo


07-19-2009 10:18 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial

Luna sneaks a peak at Puck as he sits watching his mom, our good friend Miss Lisa. He smiles as he watches her, all of a sudden he is surrounded by all the angels at the bridge ...  he lifts his head and smiles, thank you one and all for coming ... to help me with my surprise. He sits watching, it’s so quiet you could hear the movement of an angels wing ...  a bright smile appears on Pucks face when he hears her call his name … for all the love they share can be felt by each little angel at the bridge on her very special “First Ever” Rainbow Bridge Birthday celebrated at the bridge!

 

As the evening approaches each little angel gathers around as Puck instructs each one of them to help position the stars tonight in a very special way. Our own Puck Llewis dressed in his formal wear begins to instruct the little one to help spell out his message for his mom. … They begin to write; “Mom, as high as the heavens allow our love will see us through … (he begins to clear his throat and continues), “I told you once long ago when my eyes first met yours … I’m going to love you with all my heart.  Our love is a gift from God and I am so proud to say, you are the very best mom a little boy can have and I’m hear to say, (all the little angels are flying faster as Puck seems to start speaking faster … (Puck clears his throat and proceeds with a sparkle in his eye), “the love in my heart is here to stay, the love we share is here to stay, although you can not touch me as you once did, I’ll always be with you … at least my spirit is. For in your heart I am there, you need not do a thing, I’m going to love you with all my heart until I have you back again. …  (he gasps for some air), I want to thank you for loving me as only a mother can do, for filling my days and nights with more happiness … more than this little boy knew what to do with … So when I woke you up each night at 3:30 am, It’s only because II wanted our day to start and for you to stroke my head … but for now our love will have to do. Always, your son, Puck Llewis. As he stairs at the stars above flashing across the evening sky, he whispers to the wind “I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART”.

 

Do not cry mom for you’ll always have my heart, and know we will never be far apart.  … one day before you realize many years will have past and I will watch that smile I’ve grown to love appear on your face bigger and brighter than ever before, because we will once again be in each others arms, forever more.  

 

Now mom try to be happy, because we’ll all be here watching celebrating your special day, and when you tilt your head up and wave … We’ll be right here smiling and feeling within our heart all the love we share, forever in our heart.

 

With the tilt of his head and a bend of one knee, he bows his head … smiling … he says, “You’re always going to you me!”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And I LOVE YOU! …Puck


07-19-2009 2:31 PM -- By: Denise,    Critters.com memorial:   Morgan Memorial
The cauliflower cheese debacle.

Last Sunday I baked a beautiful cauliflower cheese - left it in the oven - bubbly and hot - turned off the oven. Went out to meet a friend for coffee and came back 2 hours later. Walked into the kitchen - aaaarrrgggghhh - the oven was wide open ! (as was the bottom half of the fridge.....) My beautiful cauliflower cheese was no more. I tried to interrogate the five dogs, but no one was confessing. In vain, I turned to the four cats - surely someone would snitch? No ways - inter-species relationship suddenly turned loyal. I (politely) asked WHO opened the fridge? (which homo idiotus had forgotten to lock....). I (politely) ranted and raved about no more treats, birthday presents, walks, air that you breathe, heaters, balls and even tried the BIG THREAT - that I would one day go on holiday.....alone......

blessing to you all

XXX


07-18-2009 10:32 PM -- By: Buddy,    Critters.com memorial:   Buddy Memorial
Dear Puck,  When is "soonly"....am patiently waiting for the new resort to open...my mom needs to see us all someplace warm...her summer is awfully cold in northern Minnesota....I hope "soonly" is here fastly!!...........ps:  I long for the days of the old humor page....very depressing to see nobody plays in real time anymore....crying real tears!!!!.......xxooxxoo........Love, your twin BFF...Buddy  


07-17-2009 10:24 AM -- By: Luke,    Critters.com memorial:   Luke Memorial
PAINT?? LUKE?? ...........WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO. YESSSSSSSS. Love that. Just show me da PAINT Puck. I"M IN,

 


07-17-2009 10:19 AM -- By: Marilyn Mutt-roe,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Anytime Pucky anytime


07-16-2009 11:22 PM -- By: puck,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
(puck blushing...109 shades of paint...er colour)   MARILYN MUTT-ROE WIPED DUST OFF MY FACE...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


07-15-2009 9:44 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Uuummm Pucky, my cute little friend...108 cans of paint not enough??? what exactly are we painting??? Greta spits on her paw and start to wipe the dust from dusty off Pucks cute little face before she realizes what she is doing ...Oh, sorry pucky..I am so used to taking care of my own that its just become habit...she shrugs her shoulders and blushes..


07-15-2009 9:41 PM -- By: Dusty,    Critters.com memorial:   Dusty Memorial
At your service Ms. Patch...Dusty runs right up to Patch and puffs his chest out...he feels extremely important that he is still needed as a kitty sitter...heehee....Its especially important now that Inky is almost in that teenage stage...


07-15-2009 6:07 PM -- By: Patch,    Critters.com memorial:   Patch Memorial
Did someone say soiree?!?! of course I will kelp you Greta eith anything you want...DO you suppose Dusty can entertain Inky for awhile. It has been so long since they played

and she says she doesn't need a kitten sitter anymore.. Yeah right!


07-15-2009 1:03 PM -- By: puck llewis,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
(puck standing in front of the sign at lunettas....he writes his list)

for the grand opeing of the cowabunga island resort and retreat.......date....soonly.....

i may need help....any offers?  so far...

ok....hammy...dusty...and angel...(not lonely anymore) .& .....marilyn mutt-roe -   lei's and party favours

ok...luke...dale...painting the sign(S).... hmmmmm..it's luke ....need lots of paint...

luna....and christian....food.../...BBQ

dollie...(sigh) .. blossom..china...buck.....deserts from the barkery........

minnie...patch...willow...inky.... noops....roxy gurl...fergi butt....sammie patterson....sheba....decoratations....

simon bagley....wadsworth...buddy....puck llewis.....the PUPS-CAL NOT SO FLATTS BAND

mayor ted and santa klaus ...  d j' ing.......pup & cat  - a - roke for when the bands not playing...

hmmmmmmm so much to do......(puck posts the sign...) 

birthday and angelversary soiree for july forthcoming....

(puck wipes his brow...

(puck thinking to himself.....hmmm need more paint for lukey luke.....108 cans just not enough.....puck turns around to find dusty.......holding a latte from greta...gives it to puck and flashes his pearly whites...puck takes a drink of it...then gulps it....he looks up at dusty and has froth all over his little face.....dusty laffs at pucks frothy face...but doesnt tell him.......

dusty hangs up the sign which is now sticky with latte....but they get the sign up....

we need birthday hats for the july birthdays and angelversary hats for angelversary babies........to for the july party.....

  dusty runs and puck tries to keep up as they are on the way to gretas for more latte.....while on their way to gretas place they come accross dozer...and kia..and little bit ....on a walk...they chat a bit...and all look at puck.....who is still covered in froth from the latte....but now has dust from dustys trail all over his face....

 


07-14-2009 10:46 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Oooohhhh, a soireee, Greta bats her lashes..it sounds so romantical...teehee! I will make some handmade lei's for your grand Island opening Hush Pucky..anybody wanna help?? I just know that Hammy and Dusty and of course Angel, not lonely anymore will help...anybody else??


07-14-2009 12:52 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Silly mommy, I have been visiting you ALOT lately...teehee, even peeking in on your dreams! Yes, that dove was from me... and YEPPERS , so was the magnet .....hahahahaha.........Greta laffing hysterically....its ALMOST my birthday...YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!


07-13-2009 7:06 PM -- By: puck llewis ,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
simon?   nanner?   buddy?  marilyn mutt-roe?   elad .. er dale...dust-man..minn..willow...inky .. patch..kia?    HAMMY?   hmmmmm

i will have to leave a note...(puck gets his man bag out and a pen and paper.....

hush pucky here.....the swaree for simon and waddy oh ..soo sooooo  many friends..... all barkdays and angelversaries...coming up.....

soon....

stay tuned...

postings will be listed outside lunettas.....any ideas for a swaree?????    simon...waddy?  

the PUPS-CAL NOT SO FLATTS BAND WILL PERFORM.    i think i can get wadworth , buddy, and of course simon bagley...to pup-form for entertainment.....but of course Santa Klaus and Mayor Ted will be spinning records to...

any sugg on a theme...or maybe no theme needed....?????

 

ps the island will have grand opening in AUG 09!  yay..i know finally almost done.  ALMOST....

luna....and marilyn muttroe....GOOD LATTEE...

bonfire later?????


07-12-2009 9:16 PM -- By: Dusty,    Critters.com memorial:   Dusty Memorial
Me too Fergi Butt!! VVVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM, and he's off to go to the barkery to see if they need a taste tester...teehee


07-11-2009 10:55 AM -- By: ,    Critters.com memorial:   Fergi Memorial
just wanted to stop by and say hi, hope everyone is doing well...love you guys...


07-10-2009 10:32 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
Greta winks at Dale and whispers into his ear...I like my boys big and cute too ya know, teehee!!  ( she's such a flirt!, but she has always had a thing for dale and hopes the whole flirting with pucky thing works!)


07-10-2009 9:54 AM -- By: ,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
Oh, my - peekin' in on the Humor page to see that Puck is still goin' at it!  I just luv that funky little scrunchee face you make -

Superman - I mean, Super Puck and Marilyn Monroe - this should be fun!!!  tee-hee

Think I'll grab a snack, sit back and see what happens next -


07-08-2009 11:35 PM -- By: Greta,    Critters.com memorial:   Greta Abigail Memorial
You will always be MY super hero Super Puck...Marilyn er, Greta bats her eyes at Puck and does her best impression of Marilyn Muttroe slinking away but trips over her new high heels in the process .....(Oh geez, can it get any deeper in here???!!)


07-08-2009 2:25 PM -- By: PUCK ,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
SUPER PUCK....Marilyn Mutt'roe...you are so funny...(puck laffing) super puck....(he puts arms in the air and does the superstar pose...)  


07-07-2009 4:47 PM -- By: puck llewis ,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
As thousands of balloons were flying over Rainbow Bridge....some with the words Happy Birthday and some with Happy Angelversary and some nothing at all, some had paw prints, and some had sparklies on them just like the image of     f  i r  e w o r k s    on them with the spray in all different colours......all the kids were wondering where they are coming from....

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  

i wonder what all the balloons are for?????

(puck smiles then looks suprised)

simon...SIMON oh man.   i knew i was for getting something...puck looking in his man bag aka suitcase...simon!   birthday!  4th!   oh man.....

oh man.


 

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