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03-07-2009 4:06 PM -- By: minn,    Critters.com memorial:   Minnie Memorial
...sigh...so many mommies and daddies hurting today, it is very sad...we must try and visit as many as we can and lift their spirits!  I must watch over my mommy for a while, but I will definitely be back to help spread some cheer!  huggies and kissies to all


03-07-2009 10:38 AM -- By: ,    Pet's name:   
'poop'

03-07-2009 10:28 AM -- By: Dale,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
Hmmm . . . I hear someone singing????  (as he starts to dance in little circles, oh, my, he's spinnin!!)  My own snowmobile - wow, I'm just SO excited!!

My big old heart (that's what mama calls it, tee-hee) is just filled with joy and thankfulness today - my mama tells me that my Lisa's surgery went SO well and that I should give BIG hugs to my WHOLE critters family from her for all their prayers and well wishes!

BUT . . . . . . she told me to keep busy so . . . . . . well, you wonderful friends MUST keep me busy while my mama takes care of my Lisa!  She sends her love to ALL OF US!

   

 


03-06-2009 6:20 PM -- By: ,    Pet's name:   
la laaaa  laaaa laa    


03-06-2009 4:40 PM -- By: ,    Pet's name:   
  la la laaaaaa laaa la laaaaaa 


03-06-2009 9:36 AM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
humm.. morning!!! Luna sits by the window and sips her hot cocoa, my what a day ... think everones still sleeping, ahhh, a perfect day for the spa ... I am so looking forward to a body massage!


03-05-2009 11:27 PM -- By: puck ,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
puck...stoking the fire...listening to the chatter.   sits back...great friends. 

nite nite all  love you all YAPPY BARKDAY BUDDY AGAIN!


03-05-2009 5:25 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Not at all Patch, come on along ... EVERYONE INVITED ... Luna gives her a frosty drink with a fancy unbrella and she joins the festivities... YIPPIE ... I love Parties!!!


03-05-2009 5:18 PM -- By: Patch,    Critters.com memorial:   Patch Memorial
Mom and dad got home just fine last night from Clearwater. Long drive. But it sounds like you guys have had quite a last 2 days. AM I too late for Buddy's celebrations? Hope not, and thanks for watching Inky while I was busy!


03-05-2009 3:01 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
VaROOOMMM... Luna pulls up and jumps out and gives Dale a huge, of sourse you get to keep your Dale snow mobile ... It's my gift to you, and Puckie, the Shamrock mobile is yours too ... cause you rock baby ... and walnut potica . com they ship, mom says it a yummie roll of flakey crust with lots of chopped nuts, Polly send my mom one as a surprise, she ate the whole thing in 26 hours... yup she woke up in the middle of the night and finished it off ...! Was yummie. She is going to have to order more!!!


03-05-2009 2:49 PM -- By: Dale,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
Mama's gotta' run, lots to do today and tomorrow, but she wants me to tell you HOW MUCH SHE LOVES ALL OF YOU (and she's gotta' find some potica and try it herself) and she'll be back in a couple days!!

Meanwhile, I'm lookin' forward to the fire tonite after all the partying today and ridin' on our new snowbiles (can tell we never used that word much in Florida) and the seabreeze cocktail . . . my goodness, how good that was and . . . well, we're gonna' need a nice peaceful fire tonite, I think!  Blowin' hugs and kisses to my mama from a nice warm fire -- how good can it possibly get??? 


03-05-2009 2:34 PM -- By: Dale,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
OF COURSE I know what potica is!!!  Yum, yum!!!  Pass it around!  (tee hee, chucklin' to himself in the background as Puck looks SO surprised)

All I can say is Buddy needs MORE birthdays!!!  YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


03-05-2009 2:32 PM -- By: Dale,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, everyone, don't tell Puck but when he wasn't lookin', I snuck into his man bag and found his dictionary!!!  tee-hee!!!    And he thought he had ME fooled!  tee-hee!!!


03-05-2009 12:52 PM -- By: puck ,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
my fave!   corn on the cob!   yummmmmy...more espresso please simon zeke and kit cat.   hi everyone...puck wipes his fluufy corn on the cobby face off in the presense of ladys and dollie gurl of course.   dale...you need some potica i think.   as simon would say CraZy DeLIicoUs


03-05-2009 12:49 PM -- By: puck llewis ,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
To my TWIN BFF!  Happy Birthday Buddy…..er I mean YAPPY BARKDAY BUDDY!!!! 

now where is that espresso martini thing.  simon?  hey dale...(puck stuffing his face with potica......) have you ever had some of this?    you have to try it!   


03-05-2009 9:52 AM -- By: Dale,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
Red raspberry jam!  YUMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!  GOOD STUFF !!!!!  And a green snowmobile ? ? ? With Dale on the side ? ? ? MY, OH MY, OH MY -- WOW -- GOLLY (hmmm.... wonder if I'll get reviewed for that one??) -- GOSH -- COOL --

I could just spin all day long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Buddy, can we celebrate your birthday again tomorrow????  My mama told me to have fun today and since I know she means tomorrow, too - well, can we?

(DOWN HE GOES !!!)

Oops, sorry guys - just gettin' a little carried away!

I LOVE YOU ALL AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THIS FUN !!!!!


03-05-2009 7:37 AM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY BOO!!!


03-05-2009 7:07 AM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Shhhh, It's BUDDY's BIRTHDAY!

Buddy gets up extra early, for some reason the stars are shining extra bright today … probably beacsue his mommy and all his friends are thinking about him ... as he looks over he see’s Luna sleeping and drifts off to sleep … ZzzZzzZZz … when morning arrives he walks over to help Luna out of her fluffy blanket, she always manages to get herself tangled … but when he lifts the blanket she’s not there??? The faint aroma of freshly brewed hot cocoa is coming from the dining area, when Buddy walks down the stairs she sees tables covered in white linens with the # 88on the side, each table is prinked with little green glitter 88’s and shamrocks … shamrocks? … Yip, Puckie pulled them out of his man-bag and sent them fluttering through the sky and they all found their place among the tables dressed in Ivory linen with white rimed plates … Buddy lifts his head and takes a sniff … hummm, the aroma of warm Potica comes from the kitchen, he begins to get excited and hurries to take his place. When he pulls out his chair thousands of streamers fill the sky … HORRAY!!! IT’S BUDDY’S BIRTHDAY!!! He puts on his #88 Green Party hat and smiles … I can see this is going to be a fun day!!! All the little angels gather round, each tasting Buddy’s favorites, Warm Potica, pancakes with blueberries and whipped cream, toast with raspberry jam sent to us special from his Grandma back home with a note that says, “We love you Buddy”… he smiles and he puts an extra big helping of red raspberry jam on his toast and smiles … please pass the butter Dale! Here you have to taste this, my Grandma made this for me special! … ohhh, Budddyyy, itttsss rreeaallly goooddd, munch, munch, munch …. I don’t think I’ve ever tasted anything sweeter, except for my mom’s kisses. (tee-hee)…and Dale he takes yet another bite! Hummm YuMMIE!  Buddy looks at Dale, he smiles … “it’s ok Dale, you can have your own piece!! Hahaha … Buddy yells into the kitchen, “LUNA, more toast with Raspberry Jam  please” … out from the kitchen in a flash is Puck in a green apron … as he rushes to the table … with a coy smile and his best deep Darth Vader voice says,  may the Irish force be with you....tee-hee (and puts out the toast along with a special batch of tiny edible shamrock cookies dusted with tiny green sprinkle,  Pucks takes a deep breath and he says, “UUUUUH  HHHHHHHHHH!” Buddy laughs, humm, where is your sword, and with the flash of an eye he holds out his mighty lance … Buddy smiles, hope you have one of those for me … “cool”… Puck look down at his might sword and smiles, “yeah, pretty cool huh”.

After all the little ones finish up breakfast and the angels clean up for them, they head to the patio where a big flying carpet awaits … OMG, hold on …SWOOOOOSH … a calm comes over them as they are relaxing on air, Gees Louise, I can hardly feel this moving but I just love the breeze …

 And off they go. Dusty is hanging on to Willow and Inky, and when he looks for Hammy he finds him in Hammy hair with a blank look on his face … Zeke walks over to Hammy and says not to worry, you’ll be fine, and points to all the angels that are in route with them today … and a sigh of relief comes over him, he climbs down and sits next to Minnie and smiles, gently taking her hand…they look at each others eyes, and … (Luna smiles… come on, look at the horizon). There in the distance is a beautiful blue and as they soar higher it turns a most beautiful shade of baby blue, Luna points out the sun doggies … (she really likes them) … and it’s off to sunny Florida for a relaxing afternoon on the beach in the warmth of the sun. Little cabana huts are set up with straw tops, confetti is blowing in the breeze and the rays of the sun dogs even made it all the way to Florida, you can see their pretty reflections in the sky! Simon, Greta, Zeke and Kit-Cat man the bar, (Kit-Cat puts the funny little straws in the frosty delights with the help of Angel, Patches & Taffy). Angel and Klaus set the tone of the music and the sounds of the surf ring in loud and clear … and the waves reach the shore, white caps frothing in their wake … Lunch is Surf & Turf cooked on open BBQ pits near the ocean, served with sweet corn on the cob, one of Luna’s favorites!

 

After a relaxing afternoon, an announcement comes over the air, get your engines ready … OMG, it’s off to Atlanta’s speedway for some lightening speed … They board the magic carpet with race cars in tow and are whisked off to the speedway…. This is AMAZING! Look, over land, water and air, the shuttle boat has nothing on us … When they arrive the field is green, the cars are all shades of green and Buddy steps in to his # 88 Special and zooms off, followed by Puck in his “Shamrock mobile”, next Mustang Minnie, and Lightening Luna, and Go get ‘m Greta, and Toby two shoes with his foot placed heavy on the metal, the list goes on and on …  as night begins to fall they all gather around and smile … the magic carpet again arrives but this time they only take the children, the angels said they would look after the mobiles and return them safely home … All of a sudden there is a frigid gust of air … OH MY, Luna hands out the cashmere gloves, mittens, scarves and hats, come on, let’s go!!! As they each exit they are handed a pair of keys and yellow goggles … when they approach what looks like the top of a mountain, there in the distance shining as brightly as the stars at night are gleaming SNOWMOBILES … Dusty runs to his red hot ride (a previous present from Luna for his Birthday), and Buddy looks around and sees Luna calling him to come over, she lifts up the covers and there before his eyes is a electrifying green #88 Dale Mobile, she motions to Dale to come over too, a little shy and confused he walks over to Luna and she too lifts the covers of a racing green Dale Ride with his name sakes picture on the side … “She winks, A Dale for a Dale”, Buddy hops in to his, Dale, Puckie, Greta, Minnie, Toby, Shabba, Ebony, Sheba, Peanut, Little Bit, Ginger, Moosey, Chiquita, Suzie Wong, Klaus, Rocky, T-bone, Gracie, Luke, Sheba, Patch, Scooter, Mayor Ted,  Buster, Scooter Bug, Killer, Lil Joe, Sammy, Angel, Una, Dollie Gurl, Coco, Noops, to name just a few … all the fur-angels follow and they race off … in the distance are waiting stations, like little wood huts boasting warm fires and hot cocoa or latte and yummie cookies!!! They pull in for a pit stop and see Blossom and Daisy, along with Happy, Christian and Bobo setting up for service … a few cookies and some hot cocoa or lattes … all of a sudden all the fur-angels gather around, and the biggest white icing cake is pushed into the tent, Buddy lifts his head to see the top of the cake which looks like a snow covered mountain … he walks over and holds his finger out to take a little taste and his eyes roll back in his head, as he mutters, “oh Dollie, this is good, this is real good” … a few girls help light the candles, and everyone begins to sing, “Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Buddy, all the March Birthday Babies and Angel Day Babies, Happy Birthday to you! The cake is served and white icing surrounds the delicious moist red velvet cake … Buddy and gives his friends a little kiss, surrounded by  Daisy, Fergi, Dale, Saada, and the other Mach babies and his eyes fill bright with excitement … Come on, Let’s go over to my mom’s house … I know she had to make me those M&M cookies, and we can play with my brothers too! There is no shortage of snow at her house … after eating they race out of sight … in the distance they see a house with a little fireplace roaring, hot cookies on the counter and lots of  blankets and pillows line the floors … See I told you, Buddy opens the door and says, “Hi Mom, we’re home!”

 

A love like no other, a day of peaceful wishes and promises for tomorrow … Luna whispers, “Only but a dream away”… WE LOVE YOU!!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!

 

Hope you all had a lovely time. Luna & her mom Nadine

 

 


03-04-2009 10:37 PM -- By: puck,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
did i hear ESPRESSO?!?!   and martini in the same sentence?   (puck falls over backwards with all 4's in the air....)  groans....ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooohhhh  pretty soon....ZZzzZzzZZZZZzZZZz  m   us     t     h  a     v    e    c   R    a   Z     Y  d    e      L    I  c   I   u   S     ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz 


03-04-2009 9:53 PM -- By: Simon,    Critters.com memorial:   Simon Bagley Memorial
Correction:

Manhattan for Luna, seabreeze fot Dale


03-04-2009 9:50 PM -- By: Simon,    Critters.com memorial:   Simon Bagley Memorial
I was told that if we go to the Speedway we have to stop by OB's Bar-B-Q for ribs on our way out, they're suppose to be the BOMB (cRaZy DeLiCiOuS). We have to go to Supreme Fish Delight and get hush puckies er... I mean hushpuppies too. We can get fried fish there for Patch, Minnie, Kit-Cat, Willow & Inky.

At some point we need to go to my mom's place, Prime. We can get steaks for us doggies and sushi for the kitties. I will get mommy to make us all some special drinks. Flamin'88 special (bud topped w/151 set on fire) for Buddy, expresso martini for Puck, manhattan seabreeze for Dale, long island tea for Zeke, cosmo for Greta, chocolate martini for Kit-Cat, purple people eater for Minnie, southern belle for Dollie, red snapper for Patch, nutty irishman for Hammy, bubble bath for Ebony, the gentleman for Shabba, grape smoothies for Willow & Inky and anything anybody else wants. Mommy can make it all, teehee.

We can get pit passes when we get to the Speedway and maybe we'll get to see some of the driver's... I bet Buddy would like to do the Richard Petty Driving Experience Ride Along!!! If we can swing back by on Friday we can watch the Qualifying, maybe we should just make a weekend of it so we can go to the race on Sunday??? We can visit Florida and Minnesota in between. 


03-04-2009 7:55 PM -- By: puck,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
i thought maybe ya know simon...and zeke and kit cat could show us around.  maybe budders can run the track at the speedway.  get some foo foo drinks from simons mom ... the as luna said...go to mn - virginia and all who want to go to florida for sun sand surf and stuff.  not necesarilly in that order.   we could get budders some like boxer shorts...(er i mean terr-poo shorts) with ya know checkered fflag with a 4 leaf clover on and a state of mn sign on the b u t t .  i am going to get him that.  my mom made wear a pair of those one. time.  funny funny mom.  was kind of embarrased but i like clothes.  i got my mom back.  i pped on her shoe .  tee hee.


03-04-2009 7:03 PM -- By: Simon,    Critters.com memorial:   Simon Bagley Memorial
Did someone say ATLANTA??? We're in, Zeke, Kit-Cat & me!!! Sounds like FUN!!!


03-04-2009 6:57 PM -- By: Dale,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
OK, done thinkin' - let me grab a helmet first!!!    I'm sure there's some around here --


03-04-2009 5:51 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Yes Puckie, I'll be sure to inche that ... Luna laughs ... a touch of the Irish! We'll #88 was green also right!!!


03-04-2009 5:43 PM -- By: puck,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
maybe its an irish force....(puck breaths deep like darth) UUUUUH  HHHHHHHHHH


03-04-2009 5:21 PM -- By: Luna,    Critters.com memorial:   Luna Memorial
Hi, that sound nice ... fun in the sun, trip to Florida for coctails and beach combing, then off to MN in snowmobiles to terrorize the neighbors ... then to the Atlanta Speedway for sun and excitement ... we have to visit Buddy's house, need to peek in on the bys, and SURE, Simon and Greta can man the bar, I'm sure Zeke knows his way around too and kit-cat can out in the fetive straws. humm, need glow inthe dark necklaces, maybe even some lucky irish chamrocks to cover the tables, sparkles and such .. hum Puckie ... "the luck of the irish be with you", or is that the force ... ok, ok, this will be an adventure!

 Who wants to drive with Buddy, Puck put your hand down, I know you, and of course Dale, probably mustang minnie ... tee-hee. vaROOM...zoooommmmmmm!


03-04-2009 5:03 PM -- By: puck,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
puck gets the fire and looks at the tulip glasses at lunettas...hmmm  sun sand surf .  


03-04-2009 4:54 PM -- By: puck,    Critters.com memorial:   Puck Llewis Memorial
what about takin buddy to atlanta speedway.  that was dales idea...maybe on the way to florida..for some sun fun.....for a little party ...whatchya think?     i bet simon and zeke and kit cat would go...they are from atlanta...maybe we could stop and get some like little foo foo drinks on the way from simons bagleys mom.   

dale  u r funne


03-04-2009 4:21 PM -- By: Dale,    Critters.com memorial:   Dale Memorial
You guys (and girls) just crack me up!!!  oops . . . krak me up!!!  

Gotta' run grab my thinkin' cap!!! 


 

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