Golden Retriever Property Laws

1.    If I like it, it’s mine

2.    If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine

3.    If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine

4.    If I can take it from you, it’s mine

5.    If it’s mine it must never appear to be yours

6.    If it just looks like mine, it’s mine

7.    If I saw it first, it’s mine

8.    If it’s edible it’s mine

9.    If you have something and you put it down it’s mine

10. If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine

11. If I get tired of it, it’s yours

12. If I want it back it’s mine